If Game of Thrones has given me anything, it’s given me insecurities about my own naked body compared to the flawless, topless women on the show. BUT it’s also given me a new appreciation for beautiful men.
There’s something about a weathered man in a fake fur coat made from an Ikea rug that really gets me going — peep which one of those baes you should do the dirty with based on your zodiac sign!
Aries — Podrick Payne (March 21 – April 19)
You’re confident in your skills, and you honestly love being a dominant baddie. That’s why sweet Pod is the perfect match for you.
You’ll teach him how to use his sword in a way that’s entirely different from Brienne’s training — and when you’re done with him, he’ll finally be a knight in shining armor.
Taurus — Jaqen H’ghar (April 20 – May 20)
Jaqen is ideal for a one-night stand because he’s everything you wouldn’t look for in a serious relationship — he’s unpredictable and unstable. His mysterious vibes are a rush compared to your practical ways.
Don’t get offended when he calls you “girl” and tells you to turn around, though. He’s not really into faces — or names.
Also, don’t freak out if he seems like a totally different person the next time you see him.
‘Cause he literally is — I wonder if hooking up with him counts as more than one person…
Gemini — Petyr Baelish (May 21 – June 20)
People say you have a split personality, so Baelish is the perfect match for your on-and-off ways because he’s constantly switching sides, too.
People might call him Littlefinger, but make no mistake — it’s not what you have, but how you use it that matters.
Cancer — Gendry Baratheon (June 21 – July 22)
A typical Cancer is a sentimental homebody who enjoys the security of their family and loved ones — but secretly y’all love gettin’ down and dirty in the sheets like real freaks!
Gendry has royal blood flowin’ through his veins, and will definitely know how to treat you like a queen.
Leo — Jaime Lannister (July 23 – August 22)
You’re a Leo, and that means you need a lion — so who fits the role better than the leading Lannister?
Jaime’s a perfect match for your dominant tendencies, and he’ll have you roaring like a lion in no time.
He’s a little too close with his sister, but I’m sure that’s something you can get past.
Virgo — Grey Worm (August 23 – September 22)
Grey Worm’s gentle soul is complementary to your tender and emotional ways.
He’s the one who will make you feel beautiful and lovable even on your lowest days — one-night stands are nearly impossible with Grey-Bae ’cause he’s completely made of BF material.
But still, we’ve heard pretty good things from Missandei about what that mouth do.
Just don’t forget to reciprocate that good lovin’.
Even the gentlest of souls need to feel like they’re good enough. Aww, just look at that li’l pout! He’s too good for this world.
Libra — Ser Jorah Mormont (September 23 – October 22)
Father issues or not, Jorah is the zadddddy you need in your life. Devoted to you and only you, he will do anything to make you happy.
He’s a stage-5 clinger who’ll perfectly satisfy your need for companionship — he’s like the golden retriever of GoT men. Lucky you!
Scorpio — Khal Drogo (October 23 – November 21)
Like any true Scorpio, you’re a fiend for passion, and you need a lover who’ll ignite the freak in you — enter Drogo.
This horse-mounting khal will have you mounting his horse like the khaleesi you know you are. And when y’all are done, he’ll say some poetic stuff to remind you of his massive heart.
Sagittarius — Prince Oberyn Martell (November 22 – December 21)
Curious and intelligent, a Sag need someone who challenges their own adventurous soul. Oberyn is a well-traveled, quick-witted babe who’s ready to draw his sword at any given moment — if you know what I mean.
Don’t expect a typical love affair though, his curiosity takes a whole ‘notha level in bed.
Capricorn — Jon Snow (December 22 – January 20)
You put up walls to protect your heart, but luckily for you, ol’ Jonny boy loves walls.
The King in the North is the perfect hookup option — he’ll take you to his favorite cave, show you a great time, and then ghost — and he’ll Ygritte nothing.
P.S. winter is here, so expect 6–8 inches of Snow that evening.
Aquarius — Daario Naharis (January 21 – February 18)
Need I say anything at all? Just look at this beautiful man. In his own words, he only has two talents in this world: women and war — and we ain’t tryna fight him.
He might be beautiful, but his intelligence is what really gets you going! A good conversation just might be the greatest aphrodisiac for you.
Pisces — Robb Stark (February 19 – March 20)
As a Pisces, you’re constantly pouring yourself into others, never expecting anyone to give back (but hoping that someone will) — that person is Bobby Stark.
Honorable, caring, and straight up the hottest Stark in the game, Robb will get you howling like a direwolf in no time.
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