Will This ‘Game of Thrones’ Porn Parody Have less Sex than The Show itself?

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No show in this world is safe from parody, From Edward Penishands to Night of the Living Milfs all these shows have their parody and even some have their porn parody. Whether it be an X-rated version of the ’60s Batman series or a homosexual take on Twilight (dubbed Twinklight), no franchise is safe. And now someone has decided to take all the dicks and dragons of Westeros and turn them into a porn parody.

Porn House Brazzers has released an XXX parody of Game of Thrones by the name of Queen of Thrones. Check out the safe for work version below:

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You may be able to spot the bouncing dragon eggs and plenty of pointy ends. But did anybody else felt that the Brazzers parody is a little light on the Sex than The Show itself?

A press release for Queen of Thrones reads as follows, and it sounds like there will be some frosty f*ucking against the snowy backdrop Westerness:

We return to the Brazzers world of Westerness, where a sudden rise of Dead Walkers threatens the very existence of humans in the land. The threat of the undead is confronted by John Doe (Xander Corvus); humanity has a warrior.

However, in an effort to warn the corrupt Queen Sexcei (Rebecca Moore) of the impending threat to her kingdom, Doe is jailed and left helpless – until the mysterious appearance of The Red Woman (Romi Rain).

 

Doe is freed and, as a fugitive on the run, must decide whether to return to save the people of Queen Sexcei’s kingdom from an undead coup. Unheeded warnings may cost Queen Sexcei her kingdom, and Westerness its most steadfast warrior.

 

It may not sound quite as raunchy as 50 Sheds of Grey — a British version of 50 Shades of Grey about an erotic gardener — but fans of #GeorgeRRMartin’s world are probably packing for Rivercum in anticipation of Queen of Thrones.

Game of Thrones itself contains a wide variety of porn. In the previous episode of Game of Thrones, we saw Grey Worm and Missandei sex scene and while most of his cast have already flashed us more than just their Flea Bottom it’s really difficult to beat Game of Thrones in their own Game.

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These days show is more focused on White Walkers but the earlier seasons often stepped inside the seedy world of Littlefinger’s brothels and gave us all a reason to blush.

If Queen of Thrones has got you wet in Westeros, you can tune in from July 30 for the four-part series. As a sequel to Brazzers’ popular Storm of Kings, the latest chapter focuses on the horny battle between White Walkers and noble knights.

It would be much better to see Grey Worm and Missandei scissor some more — if you can’t even come up with a sex pun for the Red Woman, what are you really doing in this business?

 

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